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TONY ROMO’S WEEKENDS JUST GOT WORSE

By / 03.20.09

Jessica Simpson wants to learn how to play golf. I don’t really know why she wants to play golf. I’m sure last week she wanted to be an astronaut, and then maybe Vice President the week before that. Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf thinks it’s a PR ploy; she asked Tiger Woods for lessons, but he apparently he had better things to do. Like his wife.

As well as helping her to get in shape, Jessica, 28, thinks learning to play golf will bring her closer to Tony, who is a huge fan of the sport.

A source tells In Touch Weekly: “Jessica is taking it seriously. She even asked if Tiger Woods would give her some pointers, but he’s been busy with his new baby.”

The “Golfing With Women” thing can be a divisive issue. I personally love it, but I know a lot of guys hate it. It depends on whether “golf course” means “golf course” or “out to the strip club with friends.” Of course, one could argue that if Jess wasn’t so much bigger these days, then Tony would hardly be playing much golf at all.


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