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I WOULD ‘LAP UP’ DARA TORRES IN A MINUTE

By 04.09.09

Dara Torres turns 42 on Wednesday, and I have no idea what to get her! What do you buy for the woman that has, of all things, her own milk ad? Yeah, I said milk, sadly. The campaign starts today. Here’s the copy, which is sadly pretty lame, and makes no mention of how I’d lick her choice of dairy products out from in between her abs.

Dairy Torres. I’m a natural in water. But after a workout, my natural choice is milk. It’s a strong starting block for wellness. The protein helps build muscle, plus its nutrients help me refuel. Three glasses of lowfat or fat free milk a day. Lap it up.

Okay, maybe they did mention it. Torres claims that resistance stretching is the training technique that’s allowed her to compete at a world-class level into her 40s. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds kinky. And now Torres says that she will compete in London for the 2012 games, and then I suspect she’ll do Playboy, oh, I can’t wait! It’s like the Olsen twins’ 18th birthday countdown all over again!

|The All-New Sportress Of Blogitude, from GameOn|


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