“Mom, I don’t think I wanna be a BMX star no more.” At least the guy had his friend there to help. Help with the bike, apparently. Hey douchebag, I’m pretty sure the bike’s okay. The replay is awesome here, as you can see the bike actually land on the back of dude’s head for good measure.
At least he wore a helmet. Wait, no, I don’t see a helmet. Just really long hair.