Former NFL wide receiver Anthony Mix was indicted on a misdemeanor sex charge in Alabama. So I guess we can rule out anything to do with sheep, livestock or cattle. Wait, sheep aren’t cattle, are they? From NJ.com:
Bay Minette police Sgt. Lester Banfield said Tuesday the former Auburn player is charged with a misdemeanor count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The indictment alleges that Mix had sex with a 15-year-old girl in January in his hometown of Bay Minette.
Banfield said because the charge is a misdemeanor, investigators will likely have to wait until Mix turns himself in or pick him up when he is in town.
Or you could just leave a 15-year-old girl under a giant cardboard box, tipped up only by a stick with a string tied around it. He walks under the box, you pull the string…bada bing. Of course you’d be leaving him trapped with a 15-year-old girl for some undetermined length of time. I guess I really haven’t thought that part through…
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