Some of you have been emailing me about this Dirk Nowitzki custody story, to which I have made the Mancini Metaphorical Wanking Motion. Sure, an NBA player filing papers to actually care for his kid has a great
dog-bites-man man-bites-man man-bites-dog feel to it, but I just don’t care.
But video Kenyon Martin cussing out Mark Cuban? Yes, please. And maybe it’s just me, but I always thought “fa66ot motherfcuker” had six syllables in it, not three. Obviously Mark Cuban ran back to his office to Google “Fay mofo,” which is either a new baseball blog or some obscure episode of “30 Rock.” Whatever, dude.