Boston Red Sox owner John Henry finally married girlfriend Linda Pizzuti in a lavish ceremony over the weekend. And some of the wedding favors were, in this idiot’s opinion, in poor taste. And I don’t mean that in a nasty, awesome sort of way, either. From the Boston Herald, via Slanch Report:
On the way out of the old ballyard, all the revelers received bobbleheads of the happy couple.
Many, many, of the parting gifts, we’re told, were left behind.
To be fair, that bobblehead doesn’t look like Linda at all. And…aren’t bobbleheads supposed to be one person?! Two people on one bobblehead surely violates some kind of Mexican labor law. And besides, how is anyone supposed to re-gift this thing, anyway? Uh, it’s Hugh Laurie with glasses and Sela Ward. It’s a great gift for old people. Because their vision is bad and they’re gonna die soon anyway. Wow, that sounded funnier in my head.
I want more like this!
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