Here’s Chicago Bears backup quarterback Caleb Hanie, probably appeasing some overzealous fanboy with a Flip camera. The kid asks Hanie if he wants to start over Jay Cutler, and he says what any other player in training camp would be expected to say:
KID: Do you have a stronger arm than Cutler?
KID: More mobile?
HANIE: Yep, stronger, smarter…
KID: Awesome. via.
Keep in mind that these are people WAITING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH FROM A BACKUP QUARTERBACK. Hanie signed as a free agent last year, presumably for the minimum, which would have been the last time his autograph was worth anything. What makes autographs such a big deal, anyway? Unless you’re going to rehearse it for fake checks or paternity papers, they’re just a waste of everyone’s time.