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By / 08.05.09

Here’s Chicago Bears backup quarterback Caleb Hanie, probably appeasing some overzealous fanboy with a Flip camera. The kid asks Hanie if he wants to start over Jay Cutler, and he says what any other player in training camp would be expected to say:

KID: Do you have a stronger arm than Cutler?

HANIE: Yeah.

KID: More mobile?

HANIE: Definitely.

KID: Smarter?

HANIE: Yep, stronger, smarter…

KID: Awesome. via.

Keep in mind that these are people WAITING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH FROM A BACKUP QUARTERBACK. Hanie signed as a free agent last year, presumably for the minimum, which would have been the last time his autograph was worth anything. What makes autographs such a big deal, anyway? Unless you’re going to rehearse it for fake checks or paternity papers, they’re just a waste of everyone’s time.


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSCHICAGO BEARSjay cutler

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