Honestly, I think fishing is one of the dumbest things ever. Sorry, but I can’t do anything slower than playing golf or helping out autistic kids down at the learning center. Sure, I make it look like I’m the one helping them, but where else am I gonna get free crayons? I got stuck with one of those 64-packs, and I can’t tell the difference between brown and burnt siena without HOLY CRAP DID THAT 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL JUST PULL THAT FISH OUT OF A STREAM WITH HER BARE HANDS?! FIRE UP THE SKILLET, MABEL! WE EATIN’ GUUD TONIGHT! YEE HAW!