PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
HE WAS ON THE SCAT TEAM AT CORNELL

HORSE VS. CAR: A MATCHUP FOR THE AGES

By / 08.07.09

If I was driving down the street in a Japanese automobile and I was challenged by this stupid family of horses, I’m doing one of two things: jamming on the gas or stopping, because if you make a half-assed charge at a horse, nothing good can come of it:

The two smaller horses swerved to avoid the vehicle, but the third — a coloured larger horse bringing up the rear — made the last minute decision to jump over it.via, via.

Oh, so a white horse would never do a such a thing? Is that what I just heard? Sure, white horses can get away with anything. Did I mention this happened in Israel? I just turned to the BLACK JEW HORSE section in my notebook and it’s totally blank. You’d think there’d be like, I dunno, nine or ten of those for a rainy day. Whatever.


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