First of all, I have no idea why Mexico and Uruguay are playing hoop here. Did they run out of soccer balls? Anyway, this fight starts about as haplessly as one would expect: ticky-tack foul, and then some jawing, and then someone surely said something about someone else’s mother (Spanish is the official language of Uruguay), and there we go. You can see the Uruguayans cowering in the end zone, wondering how they’re going to get out of that gym with their lives. Mexico is just a place unfit for hosting any sort of international sporting event. Kinda like Oakland, but without the panache. Gracias, Gimp.