So I had this weird paradoxical thought earlier this week. There’s this movie out now called The Time Traveler’s Wife. Don’t see it; my wife hated the book and the movie’s not getting great reviews, either. As you might have guessed, dude travels through time in the story–using Terminator rules and not Back To The Future rules–and whatever. It kinda sounds like “Quantum Leap,” but even more pointless. But I digress.
In the story, dude meets his wife in the story for the first time when she’s like six years old! Nas-tay! I guess chicks dig that sort of thing. But it got me thinking…Candace Cameron Bure is like 33 now. She has three kids. Three! But she looks almost exactly the same when she was on that one show with the guy that used to get head from Alanis Morrisette. So like, if I’m watching an old TV clip of her, and she looks almost exactly the same…can you see where I’m going with this. Oh, hang on, there’s a camera crew on my front porch. Oooh, I wonder if it’s one of those big cardboard checks. via.