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By 09.29.09

Rangers infielder Omar Vizquel wants to spend his offseason learning how to fight bulls [not pictured] in his home country of Venezuela. I’m stunned that I really don’t have a joke for that.

“Just go and learn the basics and stuff,” Vizquel said. “It’s one of my things on the to-do list. There’s a lot of things still to do.”

There are few players who can match Vizquel’s offseason pursuits. Among the other adventures he hopes for: parachuting, flying in an F-16 jet and attending all three Triple Crown horse races.via, via.

If he manages to fly an F-16 into North Korean airspace, he’d probably be able to kill two birds with one stone. And then he could take another item off his bucket list: Serve as political prisoner in Southeast Asia. Ah, that’ll be me someday. also.


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TAGSMESS WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORNSOMAR VIZQUELTEXAS RANGERS

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