It’s not everyday that someone that’s spent his life in front of a computer would encounter someone as badass as MMA’s Jason “Mayhem” Miller, but that’s what happened when Miller visited the campus of Electronic Arts to see his incarnation in their new MMA game. And of course, like any other athlete, Miller voices his displeasure. But this is different when it’s coming from a guy that can literally jam a laptop up your ass sideways. And then it turns out that he was only kidding. Yeah, isn’t that hilarious? We were almost murdered at work! I can’t wait to tell the guys in my Magic: The Gathering club. Whatever, dude. Thanks, Sharebro Robert.