Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, fresh off his loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night, was given a 2-year, $30 million extension by the Bears, keeping the Vanderbilt product with the team through 2013.
A person familiar with the negotiations said the deal includes approximately $20 million guaranteed and roughly $30 million in new money. The person spoke on the condition of anonymity because the terms were not released.
And he’s obviously very excited about that. Jay, you just got $20 million guaranteed. You could buy half of sub-Saharan Africa if you wanted. How about a little smile? Aren’t you gonna smile for us, Jay? We just gave you a lot of money for a smile. Can you smile? Can you gimme widdle bitty smile? Where’s that smile? THERE IT IS! Good boy! Here, have some candy. NOOOOOO!!!