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NO REST FOR COLTS, WHO BEAT JAGS

By / 12.18.09

Peyton Manning threw four TDs while not cheating on his wife and leading the Colts to a 35-31 win over the Jacksonville Judge Advocate Generals last night, 35-31. The game featured 714 yards of total offense, as both defenses were complacent and probably were thinking about holiday shopping. I know I was.

“This was an old-time shootout at the OK Corral,” Colts coach Jim Caldwell said.

Jacksonville had a chance to win it in the closing minutes, but David Garrard overthrew Mike Thomas on a third-and-10 play with about a minute to play. Jacob Lacey intercepted the ball, and the Colts ran out the clock. –Y! Sports.

So now the Colts are 14-0, which is pretty good for a dome team with no real competition in their division. The Jaguars, Texans and Titans have all struggled this season in their own special ways, but the Jags still had a shot at controlling their own postseason destiny. Not any more.

But Peyton also took over another title: most marketable athlete. Now that Tiger Woods is putting divorce lawyers on speed-dial after his parade of whores, it’s time we all stare at Peyton and wait for any women that he might have nailed out of wedlock to come forward. With the Colts already having locked up home-field advantage through the AFC playoffs, it’ll be the only drama Colts fans will enjoy for the next two weeks.


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