Saint Andrew’s Net is WithLeather’s daily link dump, but actually, today’s links are repeats from last year’s Poinsettia Bowl.
- News That Neither Surprises Nor Interests Anyone. Jimmy Clausen and Golden Tate have announced that they’re turning pro. For the NFL Draft. Not porn.
- What your favorite sport really says about you.
- The talking chimps are back, and this time they have a little friend.
- I liked the part where the hockey dad lost his pants.
- The cruel worlds of nicotine addiction and chess frantically collide.
- Is that Carrie Underwood in a bikini? Why yes, it is. Thanks for pre-empting “House” last night, homegirl.
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