The latest companies to hop off the T. Woods Man-Gravy Train to Whore City are Tag Heuer and Gillette. As far as Tag Heuer is concerned,
the company’s CEO Jean-Christophe Babain is quoted as saying in the Swiss newspaper Le Matin: “We recognize Tiger Woods as a great sportsman, but we have to take into account the sensitivity of some consumer in relation to recent events.”–People.com
Since Gillette’s slogan is “The Best a Man Can Get”, I have to wonder if they were just pissed because he chose to slam his meat into girls that look like this, this, and this. When you’re worth in excess of $600 milli, I’d hope you could buy something that doesn’t resemble the truck stop tranny you’d find on the other side of a glory hole.
I just really hope that once his divorce is final he can still afford to buy his mom some more sweat suits and El Pollo Loco so she can continue to cram her face full of shame.
I want more like this!
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