By: 01.06.10

It’s amazing to think that if we’d all been alive 100 years ago, we’d be putting in 12-hour shifts at some meatpacking plant instead of dicking around on the internet. It’s just one of the growing pains of an industrializing nation, and we should all be grateful that we missed it, but I’m getting off topic. Here’s a reminder for anyone with an Asian girlfriend: get a fuggin’ job. And really, if you’re living with a girl that’s this hot and you’re spending your late nights playing Need For Speed, you’re doing it wrong, and you deserve to have your video game system destroyed by a hammer.

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