Scott Van Pelt might be my favorite SportsCenter anchor, which is a lot like a 9-year-old picking out his favorite vegetable (and probably just as mature). But it was still humorous to see him endure a prank call from someone pretending to be the recently-cut running back Brian Westbrook. But in These Trying Economic Times, who’s willing to pull off such colossal (if not entirely funny) pwnage for free? Better question: Why does SportsCenter even take incoming phone calls? The same thing happened to Dan Patrick in 2003. You’d think they’d just let those roll over to voicemail.