Here’s Stefano Okaka (which I’m guessing is not Irish for “Of The Kaka”) with a pretty one-touch goal for Roma in Serie A action, which eventually proved to be the game winner. And no, the play-by-play guy is not having a coronary; that’s just his special way of calling the goal. It’s a staccato goal if you will, with a “Mama mia!” dropped in there for good measure. He couldn’t have been more of an Italian stereotype if he had been slurping spaghetti and murdering people in a track suit. –the newly Yahoo!-ized Dirty Taclke.