The Pro Bowl Happened, And The Children Wept

The AFC managed to nearly overcome a 42-0 first half deficit, but eventually fell to the NFC, 55-41. The broadcast of the game was probably eclipsed by the SAG Awards and “To Catch A Predator.” Yes, this game was less entertaining than watching a handful of perverts attempting to score coitus with teens. Uh, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty and stuff.

Montell Owens had two touchdowns for the AFC, and I don’t even know who that is. Probably because he’s Jacksonville’s fullback. But the only dude to exert any real effort here was Cleveland’s Alex Mack, who returned a lateral for a touchdown. Whoa, take it easy, Alex. Just because you get a vacation from the Browns doesn’t make this game important. More important than a Browns game, though? Yeah, we’ll give you that.

Vid from Mock Session, of course.

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