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By 03.18.10


Former alleged Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James finally stopped her big tease by releasing the text messages sent to her from the great golfer/banger of whores. Although, it’s a bit of a gyp since all we can see is Tiger’s half of the conversation. Whatever. Some of my favorites can be found in this wonderful blue field below:

Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:

In ohio playing

Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:

I told you im playing these two weeks

Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:

In about a month

Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:

Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:

I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:

Maybe in two weeks in chicago

Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:

I need that so bad

Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:


Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:

Me to. I would wear you out

More Twitter-like dirty talk after the jump.

Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:

In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:

After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:

I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:

We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:

I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:

You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800

Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:

Did you get my text with all the info

Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:

I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston

Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:

I have to check in to get the room

Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:

I should get there before you anyways

Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:

In about 3 hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:

I will be there before you for sure

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:

You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:


Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:

I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early

Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:

What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:

Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:

How close

Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:

Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:

Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:

Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:

Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:


Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:

Make it ok

Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:

Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

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