NFL prospect and Filipino foreskin connoisseur Tim Tebow has been invited to the NFL Draft, but the college quarterback is struggling with his decision to attend. It’s only a question of how long he wants a camera in his face while sitting around like a jackass. And don’t forget that the first round of the draft is on Thursday night, so that wait could stretch into days…
“I’ve got to figure out what will be more fun for me and best for my family. But I have to say I liked what [Cleveland tackle] Joe Thomas did on the day of the draft a couple of years ago — he went fishing with his dad.” –SI.com, via USA Today
You know what’s weird? “Philippines” is spelled with one L and two Ps, but “Filipino,” a name denoting citizenship of the Philippines, has one L and one P. Plus, it’s spelled with an F. What the foo? Oh, you thought I was going to bring all the attention that’s being heaped upon a guy that seems like a sure-fire bust in the NFL. Yeah, I guess that’s a bit odd, too.
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