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By / 04.14.10

If Jerry Jones is anything, he’s controversial, so why wouldn’t he let someone film him with the worst camera imaginable, bad-mouthing Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow?

Tebow, who will be entering the NFL draft as one of the most polarizing talents in recent football memory, was the main topic of Jones’ mini-rant. We all know Jerry loves to stir the pot, so Tebow would be a perfect fit for a Cowboys team always looking to add the next character, right?

Wrong. Jones doesn’t need him. Via Deadspin

Different other guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell f**king jerseys?

JJ: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

[Laughter]

JJ: Bill’s not worth a s**t. I love him.

Different other guy: I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a s**t, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this f**kin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.

The man has a good point, except I’m sure there isn’t a state in the world more suited for a Christian boy with a huge heart and the ability to wrangle up fans by the thousands than Texas. Oh, and circumcision. That stuff’s huge in Plano.


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