After Tiger Woods finished up his 34 minutes of question tennis with the press at Augusta National, Joslyn James, one of the more famous of the girls Tiger slept with because of golden showers, soreness and slapping, took to her own podium, explaining that everything Tiger said is “still a big malarkey.”
She went on to explain that, “(Tiger) is not truthful, he is not honest,” which poses the question, if an ex-porn star is still calling you out on morality, did rehab really help?
The best part of the interview (video after the jump) comes when James is leaving the press conference, and an adoring fan (or drunk homeless lady) screams, “What are your hopes for the future?”
James answered, “to be happy. To find a man that’s single and not married.”
Well ma’am, do I have a beau for you? *points at gut*