If you don’t like The Big Lebowski, you can take your ugly fuggin goldbrickin’ ass out of my blog community. That’s really all there is to it. As it pertains to sports, I don’t know if there’s a professional athlete that truly epitomizes The Dude, as most of them are far too active and or in shape. Randy Moss has the laziness and the beard, but I heard he likes The Eagles, so forget that guy.
But someone has already decided to insert Dirk Nowitzki into the movie using the magic of basic video editing technology. Dirk seems more likely to be a part of the German nihilists trying to cut The Dude’s johnson off, but I guess it’ll have to work. Dude, Dude – each four-letter names that start with the letter D. It’s good enough for government work, which is just about lazy enough for The Dude.