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Marcus Jordan Tweets About His Dad

By 06.22.10

Every day must be Father’s Day when your dad is Michael Jordan, but his son Marcus was celebrating the holiday early on Friday. If Marcus didn’t think that debates would start over whether Kobe Bryant is better than his dad, then he must not be very bright. Well, as bright as one who uses “com par” instead of “compare.” At least I hope he’s stupid, and not just that lazy. You’re not saving any characters, Marcus.

NO ONE…And I mean NO ONE should EVER com par kobe Bryant to my dad an say that he is anywhere near close to my dad He’s jagging this game –Twitter via –The Sporting Blog

Although people talking about their dads like that requires me, by moral code, to hit them with the nearest blunt object I can find, I have to agree with the smaller MJ. Kobe can’t touch Michael statistically, but better numbers don’t make someone the better player, championships do. Michael owns six titles and six Finals MVPs. Kobe has five titles, but only two Finals MVPs, the other three were given to Shaq. Michael was also undefeated in the NBA Finals, while Kobe lost in the ’04 and ’08 Finals to Detroit and Boston.

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of the modern era. Too bad he’s kind of an asshole. The guy who beat you out for a spot on the varsity high school team shouldn’t be invited to your Hall of Fame speech. He knows you’re a basketball superstar. You should realize he’s having trouble paying his taxes, his kids hate him, and his wife’s gaining weight faster than Pablo Escobar. The Hall of Fame speech is after the jump, if you like hearing people talk about how much better they are than everyone else.


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSDADDY ISSUESKOBE BRYANTMichael JordanTWITTER FOUL

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