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Miles Doesn’t Want Sloppy Seconds

By / 07.15.10

Darth Pug wants you to respect the Evil Empire.

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin had a breakout season last year, and has been getting a taste of the celebrity life by dating the proner (that’s short for “pro boner”) Kim Kardashian. Miles must be whipped by Kimmy or, tired of slumming it with the hussies pictured above, because he’s turned down a six figure contract from Red Bull. Why would he do such a thing? He doesn’t want to work alongside Kim’s former squeeze Reggae Reggie Bush.

The Dallas Cowboys Miles Austin likes following in Reggie Bush’s footsteps..but apparently he won’t follow Reggie on his latest endorsement deal.Miles has turned down a six-figure endorsement deal with Red Bull..According to my source, the reason Miles said no to Red Bull is because Reggie Bush already has a contract with the energy drink company..Kim did not want Miles to walk down that path..I hope Kim is gonna pay him back..how the hell does a dude turn down six figures..truth be told, he would have never gotten the offer if he was dating Kim Kardashian..-TO –Terez Owens

To be fair, Terez’s sources are generally a guy who knows a guy who drank a Red Bull once. But, assuming there’s truth behind the rumor, Miles is making an ardent stand for his independence. Turning down a ton of money because he’s so in love with a “celebrity reality TV star.” You know she’s dated almost everyone who’s tied on cleats, right Miles? So choosing to turn down all that money is going to look like some pretty bad judgment once she leaves you. Or once you leave her, whatever helps you sleep at night. At least you’ll have Jerry Jones to be your sugar daddy once things are done with Kimmy.

There’s never an excuse to post sexy Kim Kardashian videos. She’s certainly attractive, but not hot enough for me to turn down six figures. That would be more than enough money for me to move out of my parent’s house.


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