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Anthony Tolliver Will Take His Talents To Zzzzz….

By 08.09.10

If you’re anyone who’s anyone, then you’ve been waiting with bated breath to see where Creighton alum and D-League superstar Anthony Tolliver will be taking his talents next season. Lucky for you, Anthony revealed his choice to join the Minnesota Timberwolves via minute-long Youtube special.

After watching “The Decision: Part Duex,” David Kahn immediately fell to his knees in jubilation, and prepped all of his Al Jefferson memorabilia for burning. “O sweet baby Jesus thank ya, thank ya, thank ya!” He said, with an incredibly high voice, his spaghetti arms flailing like Olive Oyl during orgasm. “We gon win some games, mmm mmm boy howdy, we gon win some games!” You can find the video, which is actually pretty funny, after the jump. It’s especially enjoyable if you like low-quality SportsCenter music.

–USA Today


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