I can only imagine that the life of an NFL Pro Bowler is chock full of baby crazy hoochies. Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie filled us in on the consequences of unprotected sex with numerous said hoochies on last night’s episode of Hard Knocks. Cro fielded hard hitting questions from HBO producers like “What are your children’s names, and how old are they?” Cro has eight kids in total, four of whom are three years old. His seed had produced one more child than retired quarterback Kurt Warner, and one less than incarcerated running back Travis Henry.
Some NFL experts (sexperts?) say Cromartie was brought to New York to be a substitute for the missing-in-action Darrelle Revis, but Rex Ryan was actually more impressed by his pussytubing abilities than anything else. Video after the jump.
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