- Meet Spike. He wants you to join his crew. Spike says that he can dance and improve your fitness. I’m not quite so sure.
- Animals fought the law, but the law didn’t win: Bears and other crap in the news.
- Man, I never get sick of these nerdy cheerleader stories.
- Here are some of the downside of social networking; you’ll never avoid all of them.
- Also: Twitter’s Fail Whale re-imagined and reincarnated.
- The cast of The Expendables opened the NYSE last week. Sadly, they left their guns at home.
Forbes, Unreality Mag.
- This post is from a series called “Tron Sex Acts,” and I apologize in advance for not having a good “End Of Line” joke for this link.
- “It recovers the fumble or else it gets the hose again.”
- The 100 hottest athletes of all time. Why yes, it is a slideshow.
Bleacher Report .
- Insane art fan fetishes…as opposed to sane art fan fetishes?
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