- How to get drunk at a child’s birthday party. Finally…news I can use. But wait…who’s gonna drive my van?
- Sofia Vergara: Not ugly.
- While Starbucks has managed to turn the corner and offer free Wi-fi in their shops, other coffee houses are pulling the plug.
- Your cups of pee are not welcome at the House Of Blues bar in Downtown Disney.
- The Pittsburgh Pirates have been eliminated. From baseball. It’s satire, people.
- Suddenly the BlackBerry seems to be the smartphone devoid of bells and whistles. Fresh…respected.
- Would you like to get the feeling of driving an overpriced sports car? Me neither, but now you can…
- Video game about the Japanese mob reviewed by Japanese mobsters. Mind. Blown.
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