This is a well-done and clever video about life as a professional athlete, performed in the setting of one of those NFL rookie symposiums. I always wondered why the NFL didn’t actually release videos of these events; it seems like news that everyone can use. I mean, I have no idea what to do when I’m approached by HIV-positive groupies. You know, other than pulling a Crocodile Dundee and double-checking for “pre-op” or “post-op.” The eyeball test can’t hold a candle to the “handball” test.
Anyway, your video is after the jump. And for those offended, sorry about the title. That’s such a horribly tasteless comment, and I apologize. But I have it on good authority that she does, in fact, love you long time. So…there’s that.