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By / 08.12.10

Self-proclaimed “professional climber, adventure addict, world traveler, artist, musician, budding film maker” Cedar Wright recently shot a video for the Squamish Mountain Film Festival, entitled “Squamish in a Day.” During that video shoot, Wright and his fellow rock climbers hit a bit of a snag, though, and one climber – Jason Kruk – got his knee stuck in a tight crack. But that was just the start of Kruk’s escalating problems. Haha, oh rock puns.

Kruk, who looks like he could be in a Fall Out Boy tribute band, admits during a video that a fellow climber shot of their ordeal that he was a bit hungover. Once he realized his knee was stuck in the crack and Wright comes to his aid, Kruk begins to dry heave and then eventually craps his pants. All while Wright is hanging beneath him, trying to get his leg free.

Video for “Boogie ’til You Poop” after the jump (NSFW for language, lots of bad words that would make your grandma hush you).

Boogie ’til You Poop from Cedar Wright on Vimeo.

Some of Kruk’s defining quotes include:

“Oh, I’m so hungover… It’s f*cking super stuck, dude… Guys, I don’t know what to do… HOOOOEHHH!!!… I just sh*t my pants… I just sh*t my pants… RRRHUEHHH!!!… Sorry Cedar… Yeah, I got it out, man… So bad, I just f*cking sh*t myself so bad.”

If there’s a lesson to take away from this, it’s that you should never go rock climbing hungover. I imagine you should go drunk, because what the hell are you doing climbing rocks anyway?

Video Via Cedar Wright’s Vimeo.


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