World records are a grey area for With Leather, because while they’re of a competitive nature, they’re not always sports-related. We’ve examined the worlds of competitive eating and furniture racing lately, and neither are sports, despite the claims of a woman who ate a buttload of chicken wings. However, today’s world record news features one of the greatest sports ever – having boobs.
Sheyla Hershey, a certified American hero, set out in 2008 to achieve the world record for jug size. Two years ago, she pumped her chest puppies up to a whopping 34FFF after eight operations. In 2009, she said, “Bigger!” and inflated her grand tetons to 51KKK, and as of three months ago she was rocking an M cup. And as awesome as she is for her achievements in breast size, she’s called it tits, er, quits. Her reason? Her boob size might be killing her. Quitter.
Eyes up here, all the way up here, FOX 26 News:
Hershey recently met with FOX 26 News during one of her doctor visits. Two specialists have been closely monitoring Hershey the past few months: an infectious disease expert and a cosmetic surgeon. When they first started treating Hershey, infectious disease expert Dr. Shazia Gill says, “She was definitely very critical.”
Hershey’s most recent breast implant surgery took place in Brazil in June 2010. She quickly became very sick with staph and strep infections that have been threatening not only her breasts, but her life.
Sheyla had to go to Brazil for her most recent surgery because the size of her breast implants is illegal in the U.S. Seriously, there is a law for breast implant size. Is there a fake tit police? Is this a degree that I can get by attending online courses for DeVry? Because I will do this yesterday.
Doctors are trying to stave off infections caused by Sheyla’s insanely huge breasts, and she has come to terms with the changes she is facing. Citing her desire to do what’s best for her family, Sheyla claims that she is going “smaller – a lot smaller. I just want a normal size like a housewife has.” In related news, Sheyla’s breast reduction means that the new record breast size belongs to Jamarcus Russell.