This is one of the bigger stories of the day, you know, aside from the fact that the NFL starts tonight and Shakey hitting puberty: ESPN anchor Chris Berman has decided not to shave his upper lip. Personally, I love it. I’m of the mindset that if hair doesn’t grow on top of your head, you should grow it wherever you can. Lips, armpits. Wherever.
It won’t be long before some angry rights group comes out against mustaches, claiming that they’re oppressive against women or bad for the environment or cause cancer, so I say grow that sumb:tch out and showcase your manliness to the world. This might be the thing that gets me to fall in love with Berman all over again.