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By / 09.28.10

I’ve always found myself more confident after getting a couple Milwaukee’s Best Ices in me, but I don’t think I’ll have half the stones as the old man in this video does, when I get to be his age. He got a little tipsy while tailgating the Arizona State-Oregon game this weekend, and took that as his opportunity to try and cop some coed tail. They seemed into it too, at least until they realized he was trying to bang them. No amount of Xanex-laden jungle juice could get them to sleep with that guy. “Would you ladies like to come back to my van and hear stories about the Civil War?” is a terrible pick up line. It’s almost as bad as “does this smell like chloroform to you?”

–Guyism via –Bro Bible


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