Hard Knocks with the New York Jets is quickly rising up the charts as my favorite sports documentary miniseries of all time, and Rex Ryan is 95% of the reason why. He’s the coach everyone wants to play for. He’s smart, loud, and awesome. HBO gave us another glimpse of Rex at his finest during last night’s episode of Hard Knocks, which featured a preseason game between the Jets and Redskins.
Rex had some choice words for Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall after he put a late hit on the Jets’ injury liability, LaDainian Tomlinson. Calling the insult a low blow is like asking if a bear sh*ts in the woods. Which it would, unless that bear was toilet-trained like the one in Dr. Dolittle 2. Then, that bear could fart excessively while Eddie Murphy was in the bathroom. Truly, comedic sophistication of the highest order.
Six seconds of Rex Ryan goodness after the jump.