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‘Dirty’ Sanchez? Jets Fan Robs Bank In Green No. 6 Jersey

By / 10.21.10

A California man in a Mark Sanchez jersey made off with a quarterback sneak of his own, robbing a Los Angeles-area bank Monday morning. Information was not released regarding how much money the perp managed to bag, or whether or not he left his wallet in El Segundo.

The man handed a note demanding money to a teller at Chase Bank, 201 Manhattan Beach Blvd. at 8:50 a.m. Monday. The teller handed over cash.

The balding man is white, 60 to 65 years old, 5 feet 8 inches tall, with a heavy build. He had slicked back white hair.

The actual Mark Sanchez is still in the second year of that $28 million deal that he signed after being drafted fifth overall in the 2009 draft. And according to rumors, he’s now dating sports reporter Lindsay McCormick, whom I would describe as “not unattractive.” This bank robber, however, might soon be engaged in a passionate romp with Prisoner No. 567038. Top that, Mark.

Thanks, Ronit.


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