Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre’s wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don’t then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at Kissing Suzy Kolber from last week. All set? Good. Sterger’s lawyer recently told reporters that they were looking for the proper result in the NFL’s investigation of Favre’s dong, and while I’m guessing that means she wants to see some financial restitution for all the pain and suffering she’s been through for having to witness old man balls, I like to think that we all got some restitution this week for the past four years when Favre was hit in the crotch with a football during practice.
Flubby over at KSK already made the proper and necessary Simpsons reference and Xmas Ape deserves an Espy for his video work (after the jump), and the fellas were even wise enough to turn this special moment into GIF form, but seeing as this feels like Christmas morning to me, I just wanted to make sure that we did our job of sharing the video footage of Favre getting hit in the nuts by a football, too.
First, the now-boring original footage:
And now the awesome Simpsons-edited version:
In related news, if you’re worried about Sterger through this terrible ordeal, don’t be. She’s remained strong and she’s forging ahead, and she will make her acting debut in an upcoming Mischa Barton film entitled, Don’t Fade Away. Technically this isn’t her first acting gig, if you count when she acted like a University of South Florida fan because the Bulls were ranked No. 2 and it was more convenient for her.