We didn’t get to this last week, but it still warrants mentioning: America’s First Baller busted his lower lip in a pickup basketball game last week after taking an elbow to the face. Our sources indicate that it was a very nuanced and intellectual elbow.
Barack Obama received 12 stitches for his trouble, and says that he will continue to play in pickup games, although perhaps not with Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, who authored said elbow to our commander-in-chief. I’ll leave the partisan flaming to you guys in the comments, because honestly, what the hell else would you people do down there…
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