Run For Your Life, Soccer Ref

By: 11.30.10  •  6 Comments

Forgive me as my Portuguese is a bit Rusty, but I believe that the person analyzing this footage is saying the following:

“Now the player grabs the ref’s arm and… BAM! The ref pops him in the eye! Did the player actually flop from being hit by the ref? We may never know because now both teams are ganging up on the ref. Now the ref is running! Get him! Get him! Kick him with your feet! Jump kick! Jump kick! Don’t bother trying to punch him, remain consistent with the general stereotype of our beloved sport! If this was real Brazilian soccer, he’d be dead from 70 bullets already! Hooray, soccer!”

Disclaimer: I have no idea if that was Portuguese or even Brazilian, and I’m certain that the Portuguese on the banner image is wrong.

Thanks to Brazilian waxing specialist Robopanda for the tip.

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