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The Greatest Video Game Of All Time

By 12.08.10

This is a screencap for “Happy Wheels,” and I’m not exaggerating in the least when I say that this is the greatest video game of all time. Greater than “Super Mario Bros.” Greater than the Madden series. More revolutionary than Pong. Sexier than “Tomb Raider” and still scarier than “Space Invaders.” This game has it all, and I haven’t even mentioned the best part–it’s Flash-based and totally free.

And yes, that is a guy wearing a helmet, sitting on a bike as his limbs are being blasted off his body from the impact of his jumping. It’s one of five characters you can choose to finish each course (including Segway Guy, Fat Supermarket Lady, Old Man With Rocket-Powered Wheelchair, and Couple On A Moped)The physics in the game are just as good as the gore, so navigating your character through each peril-filled board feels incredibly intuitive for a flash-based game. Just make sure you stick your landings, or your characters will curse your existence as his body is mashed into oblivion. And then once you beat all the levels in the game, you can create your own.

So enjoy. You weren’t going to do any work today anyway.


TOPICS#video games
TAGSBLOOD AND GUTSTIMELESS WORKS OF ART

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