Daily Fantasy Diagnosis: 1.6
"Put that on your motherfn Facebook wall."

Taiwanese Brett Favre Animation Guaranteed To Love You Long Time

By 01.06.11

I love these Taiwanese animations more than many of my own life achievements. I want to caress them late at night and wipe away their tears and tell them that everything’s going to be alright while they fall asleep in my arms. And then the next morning I would wake up and find a note on the pillow telling me how sweet I am but it could never work out because I’m an obese blogger from the midwest and they’re snippets of computerized video footage depicting current events with English subtitles. But that’s love.

So if you missed it, Brett Favre and the New York Jets are getting sued for sexual harassment. That is not love, but something a bit creepier.


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