What happens when an unstoppable cheerleading fan meets an immovable dipsh:t? Internet magic. This is footage from a cheerleading performance in western Canada where some guy decided to wear his mother’s beach towel as a cape and dance along. Bad move, bro. Because here comes the closest thing Canada has to an angry person, and he’s ready to knock this dude into the middle of Sasketchewan. It’s really a human story, and notice how the women just dance around and don’t contribute to the plot. That’s how we like it.