The Miami Heat Sign Ellen DeGeneres

Miami Heat forward LeBron James made a guest appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday, as he stopped by an aerobics class to surprise her writer, Amy. For some unknown reason, Amy was getting her workout in while wearing something from the Hillary Clinton Vagpowerment Collection, but she’s apparently a huge fan of the man who calls himself the Chosen One, so this was undoubtedly quite the treat for her. Meanwhile, that one chick, in the black tights? Yeah, totally.

Ellen really took comedy to the next level, too, by becoming the 10 billionth person to use the “The Bron” joke and I’m sure somewhere Chris Farley is trying really hard to spin in his grave. But Ellen did vow to lend her fan support to the Heat this season in exchange for this appearance, adding:

“Last year I supported the Saints and they won the Super Bowl. This year I supported the Green Bay Packers. They won the Super Bowl. Do you want me to help you win the NBA championship?”

LeBron of course responded positively and offered to shower her with gifts if they win. He’ll also trade her Chris Bosh for a staff intern and a second round pick. Video of his appearance below.

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