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Murphy’s Boner

By 04.05.11

I really don’t want to know what’s happening in the lower half of that picture.

In news that made Jay Leno briefly consider starting up a sports blog, Louis Murphy of the Oakland Raiders got arrested over the weekend for possession of a Viagra™ without a valid prescription. He was also arrested on charges of failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest, but there isn’t a lot Leno can do about that. Louis Murphy is in the news today, have you seen this, have you heard about this? He was pulled over by Gainesville police, who found eleven pills of Viagra. Getting arrested for Viagra! If the arrest takes more than four hours, you should consult your physician! [applause]

The sort of depressing aside to these wonderful Performance Enhancing Drugs jokes is that 1) the police pulled over a black guy in an Escalade for playing his music too loud, 2) instead of pulling over, Murphy just drove to a public parking lot, got out of his car and started walking away like nothing was happening, 3) he refused to show them ID and 4) nobody else from the Raiders was around to help him cheat his way out of it. The other depressing aside is that Murphy is 23-years old and possessed more than a sample pack of dick medication.

I only want to comment on this so much, both because hard-on jokes are lazy and because the whole thing reeks of Radio Raheem and I don’t want anybody whipping a trashcan through the window of Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum.

[Gainesville.com]


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSBONER FUELFootballLOUIS MURPHYOAKLAND RAIDERS

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