This video from Buzzfeed is totally fake, but it’s worth posting to make a point about ridiculing a certain fanbase/team/city: if you are fat and ugly, you should not be making fun of anyone. You should be grateful that your ancestors, who were probably light years uglier than you were(yes, we’re measuring beauty in galactic time scales now), were permitted to live with their fitter, more attractive counterparts. Do not make fun of being drunk and ugly when you yourself are drunk and ugly. And apparently all of you live in Chicago anyway. I guess ridiculing a mirror would have been too meta.
Video’s after the jump. Rock on, Chicago.