It’s hard to find an article about this guy on the Internet that isn’t full of cursing and colloquialisms about pussy, so I’m going to do my best. The guy pictured on the right is “hixvillehunk,” and he’s spent a good chunk of the month on top of DraftStreet.com’s leaderboards. As you may have read/skimmed past, With Leather has been doing promotions with DraftStreet over the last couple of months, and if my rage at finishing 54th in fantasy baseball means anything, we’ll be doing another one soon. Anyway, this jerk popped $60 bucks into DraftStreet to play fake sports and has turned it into over NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Over nine thousand? That’s impossible!
This isn’t a skinny person standing inside a giant pair of jeans, this is an actual guy you can fact check. We ran a promo code during the previous contest to get you in on this racket, and thankfully I’ve made enough phone calls to non-wrestlers to get another one: If you go over and sign up for free on behalf of With Leather, you can use the promo code “uproxx25″ to get 25 free dollars. Use it like this Internet weirdo instead of me and you could be having jaded bloggers write angry posts about you within a month.
9,000 dollars. Jesus. Do you know how long it takes me to make 9,000 dollars? I think the first time took me about 25 years. But to my credit I’m old, and the closest thing we had to making money on fantasy sports was betting on Strat-o-Matic.