Ever since the E! network allegedly paid for a 20-carat engagement ring and gave it to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries to give to Kim Kardashian, it’s been a nonstop whirlwind of marriage preparation for the talentless giant ass and the guy she’ll probably leave at the altar. But of course all that preparation will focus on her ass, because why shouldn’t it?
After a recent filming of Project Runway, for which Kardashian was a special guest judge with all of her fashion expertise, host Heidi Klum went for a jog with Kardashian to help her get in wedding shape.
She is set to wed NBA player Kris Humphries later this year and has vowed to ‘slim down’ before the big day.
‘I want to really get in fab shape!’ she has said.
She has been has been hitting regularly, some times managing multiple workouts a day.
Meanwhile, the star went out of her way to prove that her curves are all natural in teh latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. (Daily Mail)
(It’s a banner day for tabloid “journalism” when writers are misspelling “the”. I’m hardly Hunter S. Hemingway, but come on. The British have lost the right to question our academic system for the next 24 hours.)
You know, they say the camera adds 10 pounds, which means that bridesmaid Khloe Kardashian will be wearing something from the Barnum & Bailey collection. As for Kim, a virginal bride should traditionally wear white on her wedding day, which has limited her color selection to “burnt match”.
Anywho, here’s Klum congratulating Kim on a good 4-mile run. Then she slipped a hotel key in her sweater pocket and whispered her room number into her ear. At least that’s how I picture it happening.
But it’s not just about Kim today, we’ve got quite a few nuggets of TWICWBA news…